You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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