i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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