It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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