Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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