If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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