He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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