I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I just want to make out with him forever
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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