He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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