The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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