hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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