If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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