well I can't set my house on fire every night
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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