But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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