I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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