My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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