Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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