awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
