Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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