some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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