is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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