? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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