Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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