so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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