OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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