idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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