mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
They are going to name an STD after you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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