We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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