How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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