so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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