Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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