so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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