but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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