We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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