I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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