Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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