There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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