I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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