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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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