taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.