What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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