I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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