it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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