I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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