I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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