I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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