you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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