this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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