God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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