if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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