This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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