bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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