okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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