you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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