I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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