i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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