dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I need a beard to bite.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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